Dinner can go f*ck itself
If this blog has made one thing clear, it’s that I’m no cook....
Don’t punch the horses.
This past weekend, I learned what happens when someone attempts to hit a horse...
Ask yourself: Am I too busy?
If your life is in need of some excitement, might I suggest mailing your...
The road trip motto: I don’t see why not!
This past weekend, my brother pointed out that we wouldn’t have to suffer through...
Stay true to your 90 year old self
There are few topics that I have dedicated more than one post to: Quitting...
Dance like no one is watching. Except when people are watching.
My cousin is getting married this November and I had but one question for...
Mind the gap
If I were a nicer person, I would stop telling the story about the...
Is it Opposite Day? Because I agree with Tinder
Earlier this week, VanityFair filed a story about the pervasive hookup culture of Tinder....
Watch for signs
Sometimes I think the universe is trying to tell me something. Or at least...
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw limes
Shouting “A homeless man is eating your tiramisu. I hope you’re happy now!” is...